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Panelist 1: "I'm a straight woman. I date boys."
Panelist 2: "There are no men. This is sad but true."

Panelist: "Since I'm bisexual. And bisexuals get it from both sides."

Panelist: "The greatest calling for a dog occultist is to get food to drop from the sky."

Panelist: "You think of Planet of the Apes. Those are essentially human. Fuzzier humans."

Panelist: "I ended up having a penis enlargement spam sent to me with the header, 'Unexpected Vatican Benefits.'"

Panelist: "You could actually carry a baby to term in the intestine, but it's not advisable."

Panelist: "I want my kid - to have a penis that's 3 Feet Long!!"

Tyler: "I think pieces of paper are like, the ultimate WYSIWYG."

Casey: "That's not a boss, it's just a city."

Casey: "You kept saying you wanted a healer."
Tyler: "Yeah! I didn't want her to fight, I just wanted her to follow along behind. Like in a trailer or something."