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Panelist: "I don't know what it is about being short with bad sight and asthma that makes you intelligent."

Panelist 1: "Let's play tricks on the blind!"
Panelist 2: "Ooh, now they're blind and burned!"

Panelist: "We've had enough art!"

Panelist 1: "It was the 5 minutes sign. So the famine will be coming in 5 minutes."
Panelist 2: "Glad I had lunch."

Panelist: "Their commercials suck. Their pizza rocks!"

Panelist 1: "If Round Table is not decent pizza, then what are things like Pizza Hut?"
Panelist 2: "Projectile weapons."

Panelist: "Any Supervillain worth their salt is like, 'Kryptonite! I got it on eBay!'"

Panelist: "That's like Batman and Superman teaming up.... Superman says, 'All right, let's fight the evildoers!' and Batman's like, 'All right, I'm gonna go make some popcorn.'"

Panelist: "He does higher mathematics in his head when he's stoned."

Panelist 1: "When he goes 'thrum thrum thrum' the females go, 'Hmm... how about that!'"
Panelist 2: "No parasites on that one!"