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Coworker 1: "He was selling drugs."
Coworker 2: "So he did have a job. He was a pharmaceutical distributor."

Alex: "Every time I see that Mormon Temple, my Scandanavian blood says, 'Raid and Pillage.'"

Alex: "[The Mormon Temple]'s got gold thingies on it!"

Alex: "Silenced guns make me happy."

Kenzie: "You put a little stick of dynamite, a half-ton of dynamite..."
Casey: "A little stick is not a half ton."
Kenzie: "Maybe."

Tyler: "I am a perfectly normal teenage girl."

Audience Member: "Backyard Monkey Educational Rock Fight"

Panelist: "The thing about monkeys is they don't throw rocks, they throw other things."
Audience Member: "This is educational. You're taking this somewhere I don't want to go."

Audience: "Take the Halo 2 guys and make them play tennis."

Panelist: "I think Mario's a little more carefree than Master Chief."