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Student: "God bless the shift key!"

Ms. Emily Kay: "I'm not exactly the best getter-ridder of bumps person to talk to."

Ms. Emily Kay: "You guys think I'm nice, but I get more Gestapo as time goes on."

Ms. Emily Kay: "You guys want me to turn into mean Emily?"

Panelist: "I don't live in a preindustrial society. I live in Irvine."

Panelist: "You invent a few new genders, and then you product-test them."

"I am the Twinkie fairy!"

"You're naked!"
"Yes, but I still have an impressive title."

"Do you practice being this annoying, or am I just too old?"

Tyler: "Don't mind me. I'm just cheating."