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Bret Daniel: "I've had a couple of courses of cactus people."

Bret Daniel: "We bend three good ones out of clear glass, and then we give you this. And then your whole life changes. You'll be looking for tall buildings to jump off of."

Bret Daniel: "We hook you for two, three quarters, then you jump off a building."

Bret Daniel: "Hey, I can draw today; how about that."

Bret Daniel: "Wall thickness on the tube is thick, wall thickness on the electrode is thin. Why is that? Because somebody was smoking crack when they designed this."

Tyler: "I want gratuitous destruction, not strategic destruction."

Alex: "Ooh, I shot down a helicopter pilot. That always puts a smile on my face."

Kate: "You've lost weight."
Grant: "No, I haven't. I'm just standing up straight. I've decided it's easier than dieting."

Grant: "I don't think you have to join the Methodist church. I think they just assimilate you like the Borg."

Grant: "The Catholic church, you have to have three references."