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Alex: "Augh, that combo's so deadly, it should be against the Geneva Convention."

Alex: "I'm just gonna rest my foot on your knee, and say I got you. It's psychological damage."

Bret Daniel: "It was space-shuttling you, I saw it."

Bret Daniel: "If they give you any problems, you let me know. And I'll deal with it with a deep hole in the desert."

Bret Daniel: "Bending this glass is like turning on the hose in your front yard - and spelling your name."

Bret Daniel: "All these atoms, inert by themselves, are getting agitated. It's like you're the last one to arrive at a party and everyone's hammered."

Bret Daniel: "I can bore you with a lecture you would not believe. If you have insomnia, I'll cure you. Just keep it to cars and blenders."

Bret Daniel: "Cotton just lights on fire. Easy to deal with."

Bret Daniel on Georgia O'Keefe: "For every artist, there is a little space shuttle activity."

Bret Daniel: "He originally wanted to make every line in neon, and I told him, 'You know what, it'd be cheaper to have a heroin addiction.'"