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Panelist: "And then there're flies, with the amazing expando-penis."

Audience Member: "So, a, sperm trash compactor."

Panelist: "The motorcycle and car ads with a bikini babe on them, it's like 'Buy them both!'"

Panelist: "Whoa! Prefrontal!"

Panelist: "So you take the block, and carve away anything that doesn't look like an alien."

Panelist: "I lived with a cat for 5 years."

Panelist: "I am not, I like animals to suffer. I am in favor of monkey torture."

Panelist: "DNA is COBOL written by programmers with no software design training over a period of 20 years, with no documentation."

Panelist: "Chemo is the best party trick ever."

Panelist 1: "My parents did it by osmosis and budding."
Panelist 2: "I didn't need that image."