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Tyler: "Hey, worms are creepy. What do they do: they creep! That's all they do!"

Grant: "[Lola the dog has] picked up a lot of bad habits since she's been hanging around Kate."
Casey: "Kate barks?"
Grant: "Mm-hm. She's also peeing on the floor. I dunno what's up with that."

"Free water on the house on me!"

Panelist: "Smarter than the average whale."

Panelist: "I want to write the sequel to that-- 'Bride of Moby Dick.'"

Panelist: "Stick with me, baby. You'll be the king of unicorns traveling through time."

Panelist: "I once had a novel of mine rejected by Playboy books because the sex was not gratuitous."

Panelist: "Blood, gore, viscera, and a unicorn. I want that cover."

Panelist: "You have to figure out how to get-- without homicide-- your 15 minutes of fame."

"I refuse to crush my testicles for your viewing pleasure."