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Tyler: "I love Follow. It's like a taxi service."

Player: what race are you
Tyler: ud [undead] like you
Player: i don't speak islam
Tyler: too bad :(
Player: are you a girl

Ed: "The finger reminds you of pizza. 'I want a pizza with human fingers on it!'"

Ed: "He has a +1 against PCs dagger."

Ms. Emily Kay: "Once you do the 30 days, the program kind of implodes on itself."

Ms. Emily Kay: "'Cause that's when I take my break, too. 'Cause I get hungry and cranky. You guys don't want to see my cranky side."

Ms. Emily Kay: "It's really distracting and rude when, say, the Star-Spangled Banner is playing on someone's cell phone in the middle of my lecture."

Ms. Emily Kay: "We have great equipment, but we don't have inevitable resources."

Ms. Emily Kay: "If you guys stare at a computer for hours and hours, your eyes like turn green and explode."

Ms. Emily Kay: "It's like when you've put the trash out, and the trash man comes by and takes it away, it's pretty much gone. Unless you have connections in the trash world."