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Chris Taylor: "If you had videotaped my original presentation, you would be amazed at how different the game actually is."

Chris Taylor: "You don't want the strategy guide company to just make shit up."

Chris Taylor: "I've been blowing sunshine up his skirt for years, and he's been like, 'Whatever.'"

Chris Taylor: "I've only coked up a few times. I'm a glue guy myself. PAM, anyone?"

Chris Taylor: "There were some other people who walked out [of the presentation] -- I don't know who they are, but I want their fucking names."

Chris Taylor: "It was gorgeous. You wanted to go on vacation there. You know, lay down a towel. But you're running around shooting each other in the face."

Chris Taylor: "We'd go to Australia, and the farm girl'd have the sword up her ass."

Casey: "I need groceries with feet."

Tyler: why do people keep asking me that?
Player: because there stupped

"She'd need 3 husbands for what she wants."