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Tyler: "I think it was for... Nintendo 64?"
Dina the cat: "Meh."

Soul Calibur Announcer: "Rock was seriously wounded..."
Brian: "No he wasn't! He just slipped and fell!"
Jessie: "Can't swim; his head's too heavy!"

Alexa: "I am just flying by the seat of my pants with the chicken."

Jessie: "I kicked that post's ass, with my car. I was like, 'You're goin' down!'"

Casey: "I think it's time to go to sleep. That's what I think."
Jessie: "Yeah, before Brian starts laughing in French."

Brian: "French-shaped mouth?"

University of California benefits line: "To continue, press 1 and hold through the silence."

Coworker: "Synergen is a world unto itself. Of course, it's out in outer space."

Coworker: "I want to thank you for a terrific interrogation."

Coworker: "No, ma'am. I don't wanna smell like nobody's pear or nobody's apple."