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Coworker: "Do we have Nazis above us?"

Panelist: "I have slept under my desk for the past four days. Get me some food."

Panelist: "In the movie industry, the Producer actually does something. In the games industry, everybody just hates him."

Panelist: "I believe they paid a company $400,000 to come up with the words 'Call to Power.'"

Panelist: "It will be our Bible. Like any other religious texts, it will be rewritten and reinterpreted."

Panelist: "I've never inhaled. I've never exhaled either."

Panelist: "The developers on the game were all pot smokers, so they wanted to call it '420 Surfing.' And the executives bought it. They thought, '420 degrees on a surfboard!'"

Panelist: "This requires incredible determination -- to type and hit the right keys while having consumed that much caffiene."

Mom: "You could get married in a hot-air balloon."
Casey: "No thanks."
Mom: "Oh, you know you want to."
Casey: "I'm afraid of heights."
Mom: "It doesn't have to take off."

Teacher: "You need to treat this as a work of fact, that does not depart from its facticity."