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Professor Kirsh: "Duck. Billed. Platypuses. Platypi. That's the first thing we could learn on that site. Are you sure it's not 'platypee'?"

Professor Kirsh: "If you email me, there's a better than 75% chance I'll reply, within a short time."

Cathy: "I'm sorry-- I didn't mean to... bring up reality or anything."

Cathy: "I'm having a difficult time right now, um.. you know.. thinking."

Professor Kirsh: "The more you have things that look like scrap albums, the crappier they are."

Cathy: "We're gonna do our little clear gif dance right now."

Student: "Well, I was trying to say something, like interject, and it's like three conversations later that you're having with yourself."

Student: "You ramble a lot. It's as if you're afraid that if you stopped talking your mind would stop working."

Casey: "These are defective balls."

Tyler: "These are stupid numbers you're calling."