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Steven Brust: "You ever try to make fun of a jet-powered turtle? Don't ever laugh at a jet-powered turtle. Just some advice from me to you. Don't."

Steven Brust: "When my world makes no sense, I embrace it. That's when it reminds me of home."

Steven Brust: "I mean, I would sell out in a minute. It's not a matter of moral superiority."

Steven Brust: "Getting to the end of a first novel is the hardest thing you'll ever do. Unless you date a Hungarian."

Steven Brust on publishing a book: "I give up. Go out into the world. Lose my address."

Panelist: "Most people won't recognize themselves as you see them."

Steven Brust: "There's three ways of seeing something. There's the way you see someone, there's the way you see yourself, and there's the truth, which is the way I see you."

Panelist: "Not only do you get dysfunctional families; you get dysfunctional alien families!"

"I think the reason people like it is because they can eat it and not die!"

Panelist: "I stopped working there because it cost me more money than not working."