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Player: "I'm assuming they have no teamwork. We can beat them like old haggard women."

Player 1: "gtg"
Elil (Tyler): "!!!!!"
Player 1: "just kidding I never leave"
Player 2: "Elil must think we do stuff"

Jessie: "It's just like everywhere I go, I light sexual fires! It's just like, turn you on, turn you on, turn you on." [makes magic wand motions]

Jessie: "Insane genius do weird things with my hand on my forehead guy"

Jessie: "UCSD isn't like Grossmont. You can't just waddle in when you feel like it."

Tyler: "A boy scout logo."
Jessie: "You poisoned 8 people. You get a patch."

Jessie: "Electricity doesn't just grow on trees!"

Jessie: "What we all need is to produce massive amounts of hamsters..."

Jessie: "We'll go back to slavery, but it won't be black people, it'll be stupid people."

Jessie: "Kurt had to go because he had to work at 8. I was like, 'I have work at 8!' and he said, 'I have to operate a forklift.' And I was like, 'Okay.'"