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Scott: "Who's going spastic? Stop shooting!"
Grant: "What are all those people coming at me?"
Scott: "They're not people; they're goats!"

Scott: "I'm the only one that's killed anything besides a goat."

"Being an asshole is not a gender issue. I don't have problems with your gender issues, you're just an asshole!"

"I'm not defending you, nipple-clamp boy."

Panelist: "You have to be no longer among the living, or as we like to say, metabolically challenged."

Student: "No singing."
Cathy: "I'm disappointed in you, Patrick."
Student: "There will be no singing, only death."

Cathy: "I need a site that's not a list of text. I could go to a book for that."

Cathy: "I'm not as bright as I look. And I know I don't look very bright."

Jessie: "I don't really care if it's like a trunk or a child's corpse-- it's all the same to me."

Player 1: "go"
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Player 1: "GO"
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Player 1: "GO"
Player 2: "Say the magic word!"
Player 1: "Fuck u"
Player 2: "That's the one"