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Mom: "Powdered eggs aren't that bad."

Alexa: "Look what we got you! A couple of new cars!"

Grant: "Pick one! If you get the one with the engine, you get to drive it home!"

Grant: "Didn't [the Girl Scouts] in 1982 change their official anthem to 'Material Girl?'"

Kat: "Well, I was trying to be subtle."
Grant: "By grabbing it and saying, 'Is this inside-out'? That's not subtle."

Grant: "I'm a fountain of uninformation."

Uncle Mickey: "I should change my dog's name to Pluto."
Dad: "Yeah, why haven't you done that yet?"
Uncle Mickey: "He'd bite me!"

Uncle IV: "I was on nitrous oxide, so when he said, 'Uh-oh,' I was like, 'Cool! I'm gonna get more nitrous! All right! Pull a couple more teeth!'"

Aunt Sue: "Yeah, one cat's not real smart, and the other one's stupid."

Aunt Sue: "Yeah, the pigeon didn't think it was cool."