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Coworker: "No, no! No octopus ice cream!"

Boss: "They [Charlie's Angels] would drive like 100 miles to chase somebody, jump out, and their hair would be perfect. I drive from here to the bank and my hair is like a chia pet."

Coworker: "No, there will be no donating of blood. I like mine where it is."

Casey: "You've got me well-trained."
Boss: "That's what the beatings are for."

Ed: "Sims 2 is like cybersex for the masses."

Ed: "I've got lots of moneymakers but I can't find them."
Alex: "Can't shake it if you can't find it."

Ed: "Now he's got a lich in his hand. Where is that lich going?"
Alex: "To your mom's house."
Ed: "That's dirty."
Alex: "No, he's just there to clean."

Tyler: "If the best your deck can do is disrupt my chihuahua combo, I am not scared."
Alex: "Good point."

Alex: "I was thinking, getting my degree when I'm 37, isn't that a little late? But then I thought, I'm going to be 37 anyway; I might as well get the damn thing done."

Tyler: "Screw you, unicorn!!"