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Alexa: "You just kicked me! You kicked me again!"
Alexa's friend: "Consider it a graduation gift. The pain of reality."

Leilani: "This would be a fun game for dorks to play. Hey, wait! We're dorks!"

Casey to Leilani: "I can just imagine us on The 64,000 Pyramid and you going, 'Oh, what's his fucking name... the guy that everybody makes fun of...' I'm not going to go, 'Oh! Brendan Frasier!'"

Panelist: "The real macho guy cocks [the gun] with his nose."

Panelist: "There are no thin Oreomancers."

Panelist: "I've got my grandfather's skull on my desk. It used to be on his desk."

Panelist: "Most of the public thinks that getting an advanced degree is a sign of intelligence -- it's actually a sign of endurance."

Panelist: "If you're ever walking by a Denny's and you see two people talking and one of them is crying, get a booth next to them. You'll learn a lot."

Panelist: "Hey, this has to happen at some point in this book, so let's get it over with."

Panelist: "To start at his chin, it was shaped like a cinnamon roll, clockwise, suggesting he was from the southern hemisphere."