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Ed: "Actually, the pig escaped. It's now an illusion of a pig. Cast by the pig, who is a sorcerer."

Ed: "What happened to K-Mart?"
Casey: "It doesn't exist."
Ed: "Do they still call it K-Mart?"

Ed: "Bluff check! Bluff check versus DM!"
Dominic: "You made it! Dang it!"

Dominic: "Mutually Assured Destruction? More like, Mutually Assured... Awesome!"
Eric: "Mutually Assured Daisies."

Alex: "How about chaotic metagamer?"

Alex: "Chaotic annoying."

Alex: "Crazy spiders. Sometimes they do webs, sometimes they don't. What's up with that?!"

"Oh, you're gay now? You're gay now all of a sudden."

Tyler: "Hitting people with a car is not free speech."

Tyler: "Is that a unit type? 'Elderly wizard'?"
Casey: "No, he's a quest giver."
Tyler: "That'd be an awesome unit type."
Casey: "Damn goblins! Get off my lawn!"