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Panelist: "She wants to make every active verb hurt you."

Panelist: "Being an outsider in the whole reproduction sweepstakes."

Panelist: "I can look at an ass AND violence."

Panelist: "I can't control my raging imagination!"

Panelist 1, to a quiet audience member: "Louder."
Panelist 2: "And funnier."

Panelist: "It's a very comfortable genre to work in, because you can do most of your research in the real world and make up what you want."

Panelist: "I'm fighting this vampire but both of us, me and the vampire, agree that nobody else can know."

Panelist 1: "If you have a short jacket, where do you keep your huge sword? And he said -- are there any young people here? -- he said, 'Up my ass.'"
Panelist 2: "And if you're a Highlander, that doesn't kill you."

Panelist: "When my little daughter says, 'You didn't dry my karate pants', I say, 'Don't you know who I am?!' She doesn't care."

Panelist: "He clicked his heels together and said, 'There's no place like anywhere but here.'"