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Panelist: "[At the dentist,] I'm as close as I'm ever going to be to some guy who's not expecting me to kiss him."

Panelist: "[Native Americans] were [in southern California] for 10,000 years and never got around to inventing clothes. That's how fun it was!"

Panelist 1: "When I went to school, the boys wore pants and the girls wore dresses. And my mother, god bless her, ran for school board, and fought it, and won."
Panelist 2: "And you didn't have to wear pants?"

Audience Member: "It just seemed impractical to make a potential girlfriend take a speed [typing] test."

Panelist: "If you had a female bus driver, you don't want her to be feminine. You want her to be driving!"

Audience Member: "Do you take out some of your aggressions in your writing?"
Panelist: "Well, not consciously, but now that you mention it, I'm gonna go home and do that. 'And they all DIED!'"

Panelist: "He actually finally wrote a novel with a female protagonist, that worked. It was wonderful, like watching someone finally grow up."

Panelist 1: "What a man would do in a woman's body."
Panelist 2: "Dishes, laundry..."

Panelist: "They always made [Captain Janeway] stand like, 'I am strong. I am a strong woman!'"

Panelist: "If you suddenly found out that not only were there Deep Ones, but that you were turning into one, you could freak out, or you could go on Oprah and see if there is anyone else with that problem."