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Darkstar member 1: "You discover a foot!"
Darkstar member 2: "You fail miserably to discover a foot. Aah! My foot!"

Tyler at the Wild Animal Park: "See, this is what celebrities should be like."

Grant: "Surprise! It's a Chinese finger trap, except for wine!"

Jessie: "But you don't know what's going to happen. It's like with those games online."
Brian: "No, I know what's going to happen. I'm going to pwn the newbs."

Darkstar member 1: "It's Adam's birthday too, on Sunday."
Darkstar member 2: "You two should fight each other!"

"Invertebrate doesn't have any muscles, right?"

Eric: "Can you play the banjo with your face? Cause that'd be awesome."
Ed: "I can play it with your face!"

Player: "I remember that one time when I saved your life by putting leeches on your testicles."

Eric: "I don't know if my character is smart enough to be evil."

Tyler: "You're going down the trail..."
Eric: "I meditate!"