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Panelist: "Well, after I nerfed pistol in Halo 1, and invented the noob combo in Halo 2..."

Panelist: "Something-or-Other 2, Something That Worked Before 3 -- that's a real game title, by the way..."

Tyler: "Popsicle Sticks and Chewing Gum Construction Inc."

Darkstar member: "Pay attention to me! Don't hit the squishy ones!"

Panelist: "All right - I'm not gonna get this opportunity again. I wanna see you guys do the wave!"

Alex, without a Halloween costume: "Fate and e-Bay have conspired against me."

Casey: "No, you have to be level 60 before you can take a picture of a fucking turtle."

Tyler: "'No, we're all out of fans.' Or, 'We have this one fan, but it also sings mariachi. No, you can't stop it. Even when you unplug it, it still remains singing for at least a half hour.'"

Teacher in Fountain-Making Class: "Unless of course you would like to write on the side, 'This is a plastic bowl and don't give me a hard time about it.'"

Panelist: "You can't have an evil DMV employee -- well, you can but you can't sustain a 3-volume trilogy about one."