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Tyler: "Okay, so I attack. Oh, wait, I'm the DM."

Justin: "I think this might be the product of pseudonatural abberations."
Rick and Vanessa: "What?"
Casey: "Tentacle dudes."

Tyler: "You find some fairly mundane orders from Tongueweaver."
Justin: "'Pick up my dry-cleaning.'"

Tyler: "You shoot the corpse without much difficulty. A spark appears when you hit."
Rick, Justin and Vanessa: "Ooooh!"

Casey: "Have you been meeting with Baileff? Is that where you go?"
Justin: "No! No way!"
Vanessa: "He's a man. He's got needs."
Casey: "Well, maybe Baileff can fulfill those needs."
Tyler: "Now you know how he controls the ogres."
Vanessa: "That's why he has all those rods."

Panelist: "'Accounting. It starts with an A.' That's how I picked my degree. True story."

Panelist: "She would use it to hide from her stalker, the demonically possessed CIA agent named Scott. Who is not to be confused with the Pope, but is in fact his twin brother."

Panelist: "So Lotta has a tragic story where she changes majors and becomes a biologist, and sadly turns herself into an eggplant."

"I've never seen anybody hula-hoop so violently to heavy metal music."

Casey: "It was made by the plus two company."
Beau: "If it wasn't made by us, it isn't plus two."