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Tyler: "The corpse is unlooted."
Rick: "Virgin corpse."

Justin: "You guys are playing D&D, and I'm playing Pokemon. Centipede, I choose you!"

Justin: "They're not like World of Warcraft [ogres], they're more like naked women."

Justin: "After examining your new clothes you notice they have fleas. Roll initiative!"

Tyler: "It's a big--"
Rick: "Describe it! What's it like!?"
Tyler: "You DIE!"

Justin: "We're like a rent-a-genocide."

Tyler: "The paper thing is floating around his head."
Vanessa: "I shoot at his head."
Rick: "I should have declared her my dodge target."

Rick: "I have a bandolier of quarterstaffs."

Justin: "It's like Kingdom Hearts where all you have to do is hit the X button to win, repeatedly. And then they came out with Kingdom Hearts 2, which was totally different because you have to hit the triangle button repeatedly to win."

Justin: "I summon a celestial bison."
Tyler: "That's a cow. You summoned an angel cow."