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Justin to Vanessa: "Well, if you're leaving early, the spider bites your face."

Irina: "Which way are you looking mysterious?"
Justin: "Down, probably."

Rick: "The only tombstone you've ever seen with lace on it."

Justin: "That's tough leather. It's like celestial bison leather."

Casey: "I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids."
Justin: "And your damn meddling celestial buffalo."
Tyler: "I would watch that cartoon."

Tyler: "You feel rulership-ish..."

Justin: "We're not dealing with your run-of-the-mill fiendish squid here."

Casey: "Is that a tentacle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Justin: "I will have the last laugh from the cockpit of my giant crab."

Justin: "I pick the proletariat centipede."