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Panelist: "[Tabletop game players will] dig themselves a grave plenty deep. But they always seem to bring a stepladder."

Panelist: "It's Iron Hack all over again. Time to talk fast and make no sense."

Panelist: "[Hyperion] looks like a Brillo pad in space."

Panelist: "The Indian things -- the Vedas and stuff, I mean, that was written by aliens!"

Panelist 1: "This is Allison Lonsdale, the mother of Conjecture."
Panelist 2: "One of the sweaty midwives."

Audience Member: "God loves booze and titties."

Panelist: "The difference between porn and erotica is the income level of the consumer."

Mike: "Go to Kansas; it's like a whole different country."
Waiter: "I don't want to go to Kansas!"

Waiter: "I've been playing a lot with Jack Daniels, you know, one shot for me, one for the burger."

Casey: "IHOP is scary."
Jessie: "You're damn skippy it is! The pancakes -- they make a face at you!"
Tyler: "Well, with the face, you're not alone."