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Melissa: "We're all gonna die!"
Daniel: "No we're not! You're only saying that because you're dead."

Daniel: "This is cool. You want to hold it and see what it turns into?"
Melissa: "I don't think -- I'm anywhere near you."

Tyler: "In this desk, you find a tentacle. Attacking you."
Rick: "I don't take it."

Justin: "By the way, I killed your dad."
Rick: "Sorry about that! Won't happen again!"

Justin: "First I made you kill a bee. Now you're really cold. Wizards: here to piss you off."

Justin: "He has... wilderness lore."
Casey: "'That's a bush!'"

Rick: "Medium and monstrous!"
Justin: "He's monstrous -- in moderation."

Rick: "I will tumble! While pulling out my longsword!"

Tyler: "More fun than a barrel of... scorpions!!"
Rick and Justin: "With baby hands."

Justin: "What, I can't punch a scorpion?"
Rick: "I wanna head butt his stinger!"