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Dominic: "It's polite to tell people you're cheating."

Dominic: "Can the horse gain levels of warlock?"
Tyler: "Yes, but he becomes a PC. And he's evil and eats you."
Dominic: "That's acceptable."

Tyler: "More powerful than previously imagined!"

Tyler: "Cower! Cower in the name of-- what was my god's name again?"
Dominic: "Something with an 'M', I think."

Ed: "Kobolds can make a swarm?"
Tyler: "Yes!"
Rick: "Maybe we should make a swarm!"
Ed: "Oh no, it's a PC swarm!"

Dominic: "There's gonna be so much healing-- you're gonna be like, 'Whoa, that's a lot of healing.'"

Tyler: "He's not very happy."
Dominic, hopefully: "Because he's dead? And dead people have no emotions?"

Casey: "So they're like hippies."
Rick: "Do they wear bandanas? And smoke the leaf?"

Ed: "A warforged, a dragonborn, and a githyanki walk into a bar. That must be a pretty sturdy bar to weather all that damage."

Casey: "We should keep this little screw as a souvenir."
Tyler: "'We got screwed in San Francisco.'"