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Casey: "The bread has risen..."
Rick: "Undead bread."

Ed: "Frat tiefling! Something that should never be!"

Rick: "Vienne only claimed to speak Giant. She actually only spoke Common, but louder."

Casey: "Hey, I haven't magic missiled my paladin."
Tyler: "But you could if you wanted to."
Ed: "Yeah, Vienne's gone. So you're the only one that can."

Ed: "'So, what do you do around here?' 'Raar, I'm a cleric! Raar!'"

Player: "It's ambush Thursday!"

Ed: "What? Haven't you heard of our globe-spanning empire?"
Rick: "It's called Starbucks."

Ed: "If the chips are down, my chips are up, so to speak."

Ed: "They have legions upon legions of... legions."

Dominic: "C'mon God, help me out here! Do something!"