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Professor Laris: "I wish you all happy funding for your education."

Professor Laris: "There's good art, and there's art that's not so successful."

Professor Laris: "Probably when we watch the evening news, we learn more about Katie Couric than what's happening in the world."

Professor Laris: "If you're in an art class and someone says there's one way to do something and only one way, you want to run screaming in the other direction."

Professor Laris: "The rectangle is going to go off into the future."

Teacher, kung fu: "Dehydrated muscles are like grapes."

Professor Lara: "When I communicate something to you, it has to mean something. Otherwise, what is it? Just gibberish."

Professor Lara: "I don't know how you can walk this earth and breathe air without it [knowing computers]. This is the digital age, whether we like it or not."

Professor Lara: "Basically, my toolbox has every conceivable cutting tool ever manufactured -- ever."

Student: "What could be good and bad examples of eye candy?"
Professor Lara: "Well, technically eye candy is all bad."