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Vanessa: "I'll be a pony, for god's sake. But I want to be a fast fuckin' pony." "I do have to say, guys, that being a pony was fuckin' awesome."

Tyler: "Your speed is 40 feet."
Vanessa: "Per mile?"

Justin: "I'm going to acid arrow our half-hot friend."

Tyler: "And you have to fail your will save. Although if you're stabbing yourself in the arm, you've probably already failed your will save."

Justin: "I don't have emotions, but I'm pretty sure I hate this."

Rick: "If one more party member turns bad, I'm toast!"

Rick: "See the conjurer over there with no head?"

Rick: "Sounds like foreshadowing to me."

Vanessa: "Welcome to Jet Blue. The swarm eats you. Have a good day."

Ed about kobold assassins: "...Leaving a note saying: 'Came to ass-ri-nate you. You had more gold. Took gold.'"