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GM: "And you with Quick Draw can drink three potions in a round."

Player: "It's a pile of awesome."

Jim Butcher: "Harry Dresden just sometimes says, 'Somebody up there doesn't like me.' And that's me."

Panelist: "I had a culture of cannibal elves, and I didn't just want them to be eating each other because it's fun or because they ran out of chickens."

Panelist: "She'll come in and say, 'Mom, that's not meeting the deadline.' And I say, 'I've written ten pages today. I can play Warcraft for six hours!'"

Panelist: "I don't have a cat, not that I would object -- no, please don't send cats."

Panelist 1: "And then Zarthan the Flobgargler -- it just doesn't work."
Panelist 2: "Well, it sounds better than, 'And then they made offerings to That Guy.'"

Panelist: "Actually, I grew up Episcopalian, which was kind of comfortable."

Jim Butcher: "The Norse gods were the kind of gods who would show up and have a beer with you."

Jim Butcher: "If you weren't so buff, I'd call you a huge nerd."