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Tyler: "Nine damage."
Ed: "Augh!"
Rick: "I just spackled that spot!"

Ed: "It's the new race: half-hot elf. Charisma +1."

Casey: "I said I was sorry!"
Rick: "That's okay, I'm okay with touching myself."

Player: "The boulder must have a high dex!"

Ed: "Are you a paladin? Or are you a jerk?"

Ed: "Yeah, those guys are huge jerks."
Tyler: "In fact, they are part of the Huge Jerk Tribe."

Rick: "When will you stop your part-time whoring?"
Tyler: "You should move to full time!"

Ed: "Do you have a permit for that ambush?"

Casey: "Now I'm a warforged with breasts."
Ed: "They call me a 'whoreforged'."

Player: "It's a jello dragon."