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Rick: "I'm gonna play the Koolaid Man. He can burst through any walls!"

Tyler: "As he steps forward, his allies become indistinct."
Ed: "No! He's a bard!"

Rick: "I wasn't listening to what he was saying, I was just trying to stab him."

Ed: "Lembus!"
Rick: "Birthday lembus!"

Tyler: "There are all sorts of [places] named 'gold' and 'silver'."
Ed: "And they tend to attract kobolds."

Ed: "Kallisto slits her throat. She is useless."
Tyler: "What?"
Ed: "She got a 9."
Rick: "Yeah, but you can't do that until your turn."

Ed: "I toss the bag of cookies."
Tyler: "You toss your cookies."

Ed: "They're blue; I'm blue; I help them out."

Ed: "They call it meat wine."
Tyler, thoroughly disgusted: "That's -- just wrong."

Rick: "The plate mail's got pillows in it."
Ed: "It's dwarven; it's probably got a flushable toilet in it."