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Professor Lara: "Photoshop doesn't manufacture pixels. Photoshop extrapolates fake pixels... these are not real pixels."

Professor Lara: "'Playful' to me means ignoring the laws of physics. The squares are just hanging there, having fun."

Professor Lara: "There are literally hundreds and hundreds of [free] images that you can download [from the internet]."

Professor Lara: "We can scan up to 12,800 dpi. Why do we have such a high level? It's for slides, because they're so small and you need to blow them up. So if you blow them up by 10, they are about 300 dpi."

Player: "I'm not that type of gnome! Just because I'm short, it doesn't mean I'm that type of gnome."

Player: "Stay the fuck out of the ocean."

Player: "See, you're only bait if it's a trap. You're an offering."

Player: "We feed the bard to the unicorn."

Player: "I dunno what those are, but I bet if we ate them it'd be awesome."

Player: "I don't like it when [the GM] goes, 'Holy crap, okay.'"