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Player: "I'm all like, 'I said die! Why aren't you listening!'"

Player 1: "Second winds are for wimps."
Player 2: "Smart wimps."

Player: "No! No selective physics! We either throw physics out the window or we don't!"

Player: "Don't make me come up there! I can climb! Like a spider!"

Player: "We're gonna go out there, and you're gonna drink about a gallon of sea water, and we're gonna see what happens."

Tyler: "Wight power!"

Ed: "Maybe a big, nasty explosion will help."
Tyler: "That's my motto."

Steve: "This is like a Shakespearian dialogue in the middle of the battle."
Ed: "Yeah, Valadmir does that."

Casey: "Here's some money-- Get rid of the damn children!"

Ed: "I arrange them in an offensive burial position."
Tyler: "In a circle, each one with one hand down the pants of the one next to them."