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Darkstar member: "They were pajamas with lots of pockets and a gun holster."

Urgent Care nurse: "...ambulances -- ambuli? How do you say it?"

Grant: "I'm gonna get fat from this game. Oh, wait, I already am."

Flight attendant: "Those parasites that kept you warm -- they're all dead now."

Flight attendant: "...put some WD40 on that wheel..."

Alex: "Well, bandit leader, now that you're out of Gamorreans, what do you have to say for yourself?"
Tyler: "I need more Gamorreans."

Casey: "I should make an NPC called 'Biznitch.'"
Tyler: "It sounds more like a race than an NPC. 'Damn! We're being attacked by a flock of Biznitches!' I can imagine a World of Warcraft quest to collect 10 Biznitch ears."

Melissa: "Yeah, and I'll eat the brain while I'm at it."
Tyler: "Make you smart."

Tyler: "Give me a hide check."
Melissa (playing a dwarf): "Height check?"
Rick: "Ooh, minus eight. You fail."

Rick: "And you may or may not be protected by evil."