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Daniel: "That wasn't his wife! It was his favorite hooker! Get over it."

Tyler: "She's bleeding to death."
Rick: "I try to take it off before it gets too much blood on it."

Tyler: "This isn't the greatest line of work that I'm in."
Rick: "Murdering people?"
Casey: "You're not there."
Rick: "That's why I said it quietly."

Melissa: "I walk towards the tavern with the birdman, who is obviously not following you."

Tyler: "And if you guys wanted to help the children..."
Rick: "How much money are we talking about here?"
Melissa: "Are they wearing any good armor?"

Player: "The one evil dark elf."

Daniel: "Are monsters considered combustible?"

Daniel: "Secrete a body covering of acid that burns any foe that touches you."
Rick: "Stay away from me after that spell. Hope you take a shower."

Tyler: "DMs seem to get mad at me a lot."
Rick: "They just lack vision."

Melissa: "Is he gonna play a kazoo?"
Tyler: "Yes. It's a very good idea."
Daniel: "Is he going to stun us?"
Rick: "I can't believe he just did that! I'm stunned!"