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Tyler: "You can grapple a scorpion, easy!"
Justin: "Yeah, it's got baby hands! Rrr!"

Justin: "A paper bag of holding?"

Justin: "You open the newspaper, and it's like, 'Aries - today is a good day. Accept any offers of brain augmentation."

Justin: "Can you imagine the intimidate check on that? You go in and say, 'We demand this armor for free!' And they say, 'You're out of your mind!' And then I come in and go, 'Brainss!' We'd never have to pay for anything again!"
Tyler: "Because people would come after you with a pitchfork!"

Justin: "I don't know why, but I always thought a Catholic priest would be more kickass than you."

Vanessa: "I play the third grade pipe. What are they called?"

Justin: "The guy we just killed, with the thing we just killed. I love this game."

Justin: "It was almost complete, and then they send it off to the ass sculptor."

Vanessa: "It was fate. Some wizard grabbed my ass, and that was that."

Rick: "Dual weapon specialization [in breasts]"