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Tyler: "Frank, stay out of the bathroom. There's some adventurers resting in there."

Tyler: "This is not what halflings are for!"
Rick: "Improvised Weapon!"

Rick: "Please explain the [demonic] robes you're wearing."
Tyler: "They're traditional."
Steve: "They came with the town."

Tyler: "Wow, that's a lot of damage."
Ed: "That's one thing you don't want to hear at the beginning of your turn."
Tyler: "I'm gonna need more dice."
Ed: "That's the other thing you don't want to hear."

Tyler: "He's towering over you. On a stack of debuffs."

Tyler: "Yeah, this is where I put poop, like your arguments!"

Tyler: "Unnamed Mark II. This time, I got Toughness!"

Tyler: "Well, we're all about keeping the tongue happy."

Rick: "With all those books you have an effective armor class of 2 and your movement is 1."

Ed: "Might be a quickdraw belt too. For when you really have to go to the bathroom in the middle of combat."