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GM: "His bones crack and he starts bleeding lava."
Player: "If you eat that, it tastes like strawberry!"
Casey: "Really?!"

Player: "Give up now while you still can."
GM: "Can't, I have a contract."
Player: "Intimidate of 31."
GM: "Orcus is more intimidating."

Player: "I think we should make a shirt for the new edition that says, 'I wasted my daily on a minion.'"

Tyler: "Just brings out the color of his eyes. Or would if he had any eyes."

GM: "Zombies don't let zombies eat zombies."

Casey: "I thought undead tasted like strawberries!"
GM: "You've been eating the wrong strawberries. You've gotta move a bit closer to the market."

Tyler: "If you didn't get to make a saving throw, you could soil someone's underwear without making an attack. Don't tell me that's not overpowered.... 'What's that I smell?! Fear!'"

GM: "You get the distinct feeling that if you take that long, something else in the dungeon will come up behind you."
Player: "At the GM's discretion."
GM: "Yes."

GM: "Ow! I will destroy you! Or, my friends will. Or my ancestors--wait--descendants."

Player: "So when guys are blinded, they become muppets?"