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Player: "So does this guy have a miniony look about him?"
GM: "No, he doesn't have his little 'I am a minion' sticker on his head."

Casey: "That's a party member. You don't want to immobilize him."
Player: "Just because I hit him doesn't mean everybody gets to!"

GM: "My vicious little kenku. He's molting at you. 'Fff! Fff!'"

GM: "Even a villain goes, 'That's mean!'"

Player: "You hit. It's a freakin' statue!!"

Player 1: "Is this your first time playing Magic?"
Player 2: "Not by a long shot."
Player 1: "This is mine by a long shot."

"Junior year is the hardest year of your life in high school."

"'Maynard' sounds like a geek transfused with a robot."

Panelist: "They didn't know the difference between a solar system and a galaxy, which is like not knowing the difference between a period and the United States of America."

Panelist: "'I'll knock you up at seven.' 'No, you will not.'"