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Ed: "Do you want to be my friend? I will hug you and hit you with a hammer all day long."

Casey: "Of course, there are imps and stuff that have two legs."
Ed: "They're impinoid."

Tyler: "He's a solo. Solos get plus five to saves."
Casey: "I want to be a solo."
Ed: "I want to be a solo, too. Kill the rest of the party!"

Rick to a unicorn: "Stop hitting on me, Mister Horny!"

Ed: "It could have a cascade effect and get Kallisto out of flanking."
Tyler: "In weird Kallisto Land."

Casey: "Magic Missile on Kallisto."
Ed: "That's going to really piss off Kallisto. And Rokusan."
Rick: "'That's not tactically sound!'"

Ed: "Yes, it is a force of great weirdness."

Casey: "That's a miss. Unless it was versus Fortitude."
Tyler: "It is left to the reader to determine how one would spit versus Fortitude."

Tyler: "[The unicorn's] perception is crap."
Rick: "That's how they maintain their innocence."

Tyler: "Slap! Slap! You're both marked! Don't try anything!"