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Ed: "I need another mark."
Tyler: "That is a bad thing to hear your players say."

Casey: "If he's one quarter ogre, what are the other three quarters?"
Rick: "Gnome."

Rick: "Plate mail hula skirt."

Vanessa: "Her father is half-elf, her mother is Italian-Scotch something."

Rick talking to a whore: "You are good at bringing people together."

Ed: "Ow! My temporary hit points!"

Rick: "We have room in the swarm for you!"
Ed: "I'll have nothing to do with your perversions!"

Rick: "The swarm is like regular halflings; they just have no concept of personal space."

Rick: "If you decapitate her and you decide you want to subdue her, you just put her head back on real quick."

Ed: "It's a gnoll who multiclassed into bugbear."
Tyler: "Half-gnoll, half-bugbear, half-dragon. When he's bloodied, he automatically breathes a breath of pure awesomeness."