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Tyler: "It's a variable resistance."
Ian: "Let's see how well it resists a stab to the face."

Ian: "Can you imagine a geek trying to get away from the cops? 'Take 1d4 damage!' He throws a couple of d4s down."

Casey: "Well, I've got a decent stealth skill."
Tyler: "And you're like, 'Move to the side passages.' And they're like, 'What? Stop whispering! I can't hear you!'"

Casey: "What language would you use to pick up chicks? Elven? Abyssal?"

Tyler: "Hold it! I hear exactly one dwarf!"

Rick: "I've been living in my parents' basement for the last century."

Ed: "Form of the Relentless Pancer..."
Tyler: "And when they pull them back up, you pull them back down! Relentless!"

Ian: "In an emergency, I can be used as a floatation device!"

Ian: "Five ongoing intestinal jiggling damage."

Ed: "I have your spleen!"
Tyler: "Give that back!"
Ian: "Spleened!"