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Rick: "We're good at saving people by beating the crap out of them."

Tyler: "Whoever caused the snig to twap -- twig to snap."

Tyler: "Nothing radiates magic any more strongly than the surrounding area."
Rick: "Does anything radiate bling?"

Tyler: "I'm a lich who uses a greatsword!"
Ed: "He's a glitch!"

Tyler: "'Raaah!' 'Are you done yet?' 'Yelling is a free action.'"

Ed: "There's a zone of arguing party members."

Ian: "Stop looking at me when I'm invisible!"

Ed: "Orun got a little colder than expected. Maybe he was eating popsicle eyeballs or something."

Ian: "I'm going to fuck him like a duck."

Tyler: "Amulet of Bodily Sanctity."
Ian: "What?"
Casey: "It means you can't be raped."