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Rick: "This is the Raise Dead ritual your grandma used to use, and now I'm passing it on to you. Take one corpse, add a teaspoon of nutmeg, chant till dawn..."
Ian: "Add 5000 residuum, shake. Makes one adventurer."

Rick: "You're talking like a stereotypical orc."
Ed: "Me know."

Rick: "I can no longer intimidate, but I can make a mean souffle."

Tyler: "What are each of you willing to sacrifice in order to ensure victory?"
Ed: "Rokusan points at Orun."

Rick: "He can't talk; his mouth is full."
Casey: "Of Orun."

Rick: "You can either have a four-week-old sandwich or this statue."

Rick: "Oh, I know this game. Whack-A-Gnome!"

Tyler: "There are various sorts of liquids you don't want to touch without an Arcana check."
Rick: "And depending upon your Arcana, you might not want to touch them with an Arcana check."

Casey: "The characters can't read the wiki."

Rick: "'Why are there zombies in my inventory?' 'Well, I had to put them somewhere.'"