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Ian: "Dishmaster. Probably some weird prestige class."

Tyler: "You pulled a 1 out of your ass, but you pulled it in the wrong direction."
Rick: "You pushed it into your ass."

Casey: "You attacked Marcus. Very badly."
Rick: "It looked more like an interpretive dance."

Niko: "I want to make sure I protect the people weaker than me. No offense."

Tyler: "It's carved with disturbing images."
Ian: "Men in high heels..."

Ed: "I've got a mind like an iron trap. It's hard to get things into it."

Tyler: "Bling-o-mancer."

Ian: "Touch you-- in the most appropriate way possible."

Rick: "Isn't crying a river a free action?"
Tyler: "A river? No."
Rick: "How about a puddle?"

Rick: "First round of combat-- it's Ed's turn. Yeah, I'm gonna go to Vons and pick up a snack."